kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones)

ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples)

Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.
(via dl0u)

(Source: unextinguished)